No, you cannot: A Look Back at 2011

Back in May 2011 a love of writing and loathe of insanity inspired 'No, you cannot' to come to life.  Thanks to my loyal readers and friends who were forced to review every post, the blog has been visited almost 3,000 times and counting!  To start off the New Year let us take a stroll down memory lane to visit the top 3 posts of 2011:

Your #3 Post is: "No, you cannot display your full moon in public"

I saw a lot of interesting things happen this summer but
one of the highlights includes being accidentally mooned
by an unsuspecting girl outside of a busy Lower East Side
bar.  I'm hoping all of my female readers learned something
from this inopportune situation. 






Coming in at #2: "No, you cannot match your doll"

It seems that a lot of craziness can be found in the midst of public
transportation, hence why stories from planes, trains and subways
make up a good portion of the posts in 2011.  Leaving his fashion
sense at home that day, this man was no exception as he shamelessly sported an outfit which drew far too close a resemblance to the
doll he happened to be carrying.  I know, I'm still baffled too.







And the #1 Most Read Post of 2011: "No, you cannot casually sport a fur costume"

Due to a bit of delayed controversy, TenderHeart strolling
down Broadway has won the title of most read post of
2011!  With around 50 views to the story originally written
in May, the views grew to over 200 thanks to multiple
comments made by the alleged Care Bear himself.
Just scroll down to the comment area, it's pretty entertaining.



Thank you to all who have visited the past few months!  Never short on material, expect to see even more stories about people a few crayons short of box set this coming year.  Keep sending in what irks you and the unhinged moments of everyday life- I'm happy to share your "no ponies on the train" moments with others.  Then at least everyone can be warned of what irrational decisions people are actually capable of making and avoid, avoid, avoid.  Until next time!