Sunday was a gorgeous day in New York, all the better to partake in outdoor activities. My roommate and I decided to take a leisurely bike ride in Central Park (which is actually not so leisurely towards the hills around 106th street.) About half way through our 2nd lap we decided it was time for a mandatory margarita break. We sat on a terrace in the park, listening to some random man play a piano covered in aluminum foil while sipping on our overpriced limey libations when we noticed a woman with a sign that read 'Free Hugs'. Although her poster offered a complimentary cuddle it seemed no one was taking her up on the proposition. Even her friend/manager sat down in defeat as the scheming to get innocent park-goers to hug a jovial, sweaty woman only proved to be done in vain. You have to give her kudos for being such a good samaritan, though I don't think any sane person is going to give or receive hugs from strangers in this city when it will more than likely lead to a mean case of bed bugs. No time for hugging lady, my 2-hour bike rental is up and the awkwardness of this situation is far too inevitable.

bahahaha friend/manager/free hug supervisor/superintendent of sweat; all of these things make no difference. Hugs are still FREE. I mean if I wrap my arms tight enough, I can basically hug myself... sans bedbugs.
ReplyDeleteFrom the picture, I find her to be unhuggable.
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