No, you cannot sport a grandma mullet

A friend of mine snapped this winning photo while walking in NYC the other day.  This grandma took the mom haircut to another level, schnazzing it up a bit with a silver mullet rat tail thing.  Definitely a prime example of 'party in the back', though I'm not sure that this extra appendage really aids her in climbing the social ladder of Manhattan.  It would be helpful , however, if say she only had dental floss to use as a hair tie, children in the park were in need of  a rope for tug-of-war, or whilst attempting to recreate a Rapunzel scene off the Brooklyn Bridge while her lover stands below.  She may just be starting a trend...