No, you cannot grind my teeth for me

Cereal, the breakfast of champions.  I try to steer clear of the sugary types though something sweet every now and then won't kill anyone... or so I thought.  When getting ready one morning the Today Show had a quick piece on a Kellogg's recall of Frosted Mini-Wheats cereal; my ears perked up as I was three-quarters of the way through the box sitting in my kitchen.  Apparently 2.8 million boxes of the bite-sized goodies were being recalled due to, "... the possible presence of fragments of flexible metal mesh from a faulty manufacturing part."  Oh, I'm sorry, did you just say there may be METAL in my cereal?  Upon further investigation the 'Best if Used By' date and ID number verified that I had, in fact, fallen victim to the misplaced metallics.  According to this article, I can take my product back to the place of purchase and get a full refund.  Sure, I'd really like to be in front of a line of hasty New Yorkers when I try to pull that move tomorrow after work; I have a better chance of surviving if I eat the rest of the cereal.